STIFF ONE - Single Die

STIFF ONE - Single DieSize: Approx 2. 9 "x2. 3" Coordinates with Stiff One. dick penis willy dick stiff one

i'm mature but i'm not mature mature like i pay bills but i can't say fart without laughing

i'm a weirdo what the hell am i doing here

on bad mowfo i fought the lawn and the lawn won we ride at dawn you're sexy and you mow it the grass is calling and i must mow when the ladies need a trim they call you i came i mowed i kicked grass just here for the grass your ass is grass and i'm the lawnmower

i can't believe i'm back in gym

Notes: From the mind of Sara M

lol jk ily just kidding kinda just kidding love ya i love you you're amazing you rock awkward laugh evil laugh wink but i digress except you /sarcasm #sarcasm but i love ya anyway with love and snark heheheh hopefully this made you laugh i mean this in the best way possible

to save time let's just assume i will not be keeping any new year's resolutions

for fuck's sake what now

i don't always whoop but when i do there it is

sometimes you sage and realize you are the demon i'm a trophy wife but the kind you get just for showing up nothing says i mean business like using a cart at the liquor store sending you love because wow what a shit show did i hurt

it is you birthday false you're looking at the master of leaving parties early did i stutter

Words of Affirmation: Your tacos are delicious