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A Candle for a Midlife Crisis

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Regular price $13.95 USD
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A Candle for a Midlife CrisisSmells like a motorcycle Or a perm. Or a food truck. Whatever it is, youre throwing caution to the wind and finally going for it. And not a second too soon. Your chances of getting hit by a bus just keep going up, and nobody wants to die without at least experiencing the magic of a spiral perm. Kumquat Tree Scented Fragrance: Kumquat

The Real Right-Side Up

I'm Sorry I Say Sorry All the Time

I'm never drinking again

And it’s not that you don’t love teaching

Insert Coffee IV

2 (Never #1)

That truffle buttery scent

Dare to be Dude and make your home the abode of adventure

Just think

and uhhh… did I say schoolchildren already

None to give

Fragrance: Mt

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