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A Candle for a Midlife Crisis
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Description
A Candle for a Midlife CrisisSmells like a motorcycle Or a perm. Or a food truck. Whatever it is, youre throwing caution to the wind and finally going for it. And not a second too soon. Your chances of getting hit by a bus just keep going up, and nobody wants to die without at least experiencing the magic of a spiral perm. Kumquat Tree Scented Fragrance: Kumquat
The Real Right-Side Up
I'm Sorry I Say Sorry All the Time
I'm never drinking again
And it’s not that you don’t love teaching
Insert Coffee IV
2 (Never #1)
That truffle buttery scent
Dare to be Dude and make your home the abode of adventure
Just think
and uhhh… did I say schoolchildren already
None to give
Fragrance: Mt
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