A Candle for Hangovers

A Candle for HangoversWhy do I do this to myself? The pounding headache, the cold sweat, the I'm totally gonna vom on my way to work feeling yeah, we're familiar with the good ol' fashioned hangover. I'm never drinking again. Well, except that this Friday is happy hour at my fave biker joint uptown, and I just got some brand spankin' new leather pants for the occasion. Okay, I'm never drinking again till the weekend starts. Maybe. Bloody Mary Scented Fragrance: Chili

and I just got some brand spankin' new leather pants for the occasion

Progressive Papaya Scented

Fragrance: Chili Pepper

Philosopher

Can You Go to The Bathroom

You have another full day of dealing with other people’s children AND their classroom shenanigans

we’ve even included (at no extra cost) a handy Blursday pencil for those days when you can’t be bothered to figure out what day it actually is

I need at least a full pot before I can even talk properly

Spiritual Gangsta

Cheez-Its for Dinner

Morning Do-Over Scented

you do have some real lookers in your family