CHURCH SURVIVAL KIT

CHURCH SURVIVAL KITjust sit still We all have childhood trauma from Easter Sunday at church the pain of new shoes, brushed hair, and orders to sit still as if the tape on our back wasnt edict enough. This Church Survival Kit changes the narrative, distracting children into temperament with pure fun: a Fashionable Hens coloring book, drawing notebook with 642 things to draw, natural beeswax crayons, colored pencils for finer detail, and an IMP of chocolate Sunny Seeds

and "Merry & Minted" collection

this corkscrew is meant for twisting and shouting “Volere la botte piena e la moglie ubriaca

Part of the "Wild Turkeys" and "Pollinator Parade" collection

Dinner Napkins

Linda Rodstadt’s Jalisco skirt now trims your tree

and a tea cup with a saucer

One side is a satin Jacquard tiger stripe

5"h (excluding boat)

16"h (seat)

7”w x 4"h

Classically

Fill these goblets with water or wine on a set table